I don't really know how to tell you this but i'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg under a street light and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enought to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Kiss my butt,
Terka. (I know my name is weird lol)
HOW TO DO THIS:
Dear (choose a random person) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is